Not even two months in, 2020 is already shaping up to be a very good year for Gwyneth Paltrow.
But as the star’s fans and skeptics are well aware, a $75 vulva-inspired votive is far from the only out-there item sold on Goop.com.
In the latest episode of Page Six’s “Style Trial” video series, a group of intrepid staffers test-drive a handful of the Goopiest items up for grabs, from a vampire repellant spray that lists “sound waves” and “moonlight” as key ingredients to the “morning skin superpowder” Paltrow swears by to get glowing.
And yes, we even tried that infamous vagina candle.
GOOPGLOW Morning Skin Superpowder ($60)
Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent ($27)
Heretic This Smells Like My Vagina Candle ($75)
Goop Chews Variety Pack ($30)
GOOPGLOW Microderm Instant Glow Exfoliator ($125)
Goop G.Tox Himalayan Salt Scalp Scrub Shampoo ($42)